The Qwarks are Cancelled

by The Qwarks

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Hear the sounds of the Qwarks and hear the sounds of Jeannie McGreggor, our manager from Reach for the Stars Talent Emporium, Saltdean.

This is our debut release.

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1.	Lizard People 03:22
2.	Inefficient Bondage 03:14
3.	Hoity Toity 03:42	info
4.	Jeannie Calls about the Lizards 00:47
5.	Curtain Twitcher 03:01
6.	Hologram Pope 03:10
7.	Bathroom Floor Serenity 03:26
8.	Jeannie Calls from Her BBQ 02:12
9.	Long Way Home 03:28
10.	The Chair 02:46
11.	Terrible Boo Boo 03:39
12.	Jeannie and the Town Council 02:28
13.	Seven is a Crowd 04:48
14.	Buddhist 03:16
15.	Newhaven to Dieppe 06:03
16.	Jeannie's Final Message 03:04
17.	Lemon Curd 04:43

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released September 3, 2021

Phil Johnstone - Guitars, vocals, song writing
Simon Young - Bass, production
Nick Flowers - Drums

Mixed and Mastered at the Cock Bunker

Thanks to our dear friends Christina Thom for the continued support; RIchard Michalec as ring master; Alex Povey for the album cover; Alya BLK Diamond Dance for the moves; Coral Evans for our first video, Annie Murray for Seven is a Crowd video and all the many, many people that have made this album possible.

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The Qwarks Brighton, UK

3 Brighton musicians formed a 'Rock Trio' in a cloud of late 60's early 70's wah-wah and big collars.

Now under house arrest,, they have conspired to begin writing their own material, and have discovered 'file-sharing'. This had led to "The Chair", which has just been released.

They are of an age where reason and criticism have no useful effect. ... more

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